[A camera clicks on, and the first thing you see is an EXTREME CLOSE UP of Prefects face. It's still blotched with dark purple from the bruises Sylar gave him, but he seems to have forgotten all about them. He grins.]

Comrades! Consumers! Allow me to present the absolute cutting edge of-- of-- [of things he just found rummaging drunkenly ( Read more... )

Comrades! Consumers! Let us never be disheartened by recent traumas and let us remember that this kind of thing happens all the time here. We lose our identities, and we turn on each other, and we forget who we are, and we vanish into the aether and we... we continue, Comrades. We persist ( Read more... )

[Prefect is extremely close to the camera when it switches on, like, check out this guys out of focus eyebrows close. He rocks back ever so slightly, until enough of his face is visible that it's possibly to identify him as being apparently somewhat perplexed ( Read more... )

She's gone. She's not here, we're alone againComrades, I really, really, really need a drink. My supplies have been... confiscated for the time being. If anyone owes me an unpaid favor and has anything alcoholic then now would be the time to write off your debt in this way, alternatively, if anyone has anything alcoholic and is interested in a ( Read more... )

Sam? Comrade?

I was just wondering if you could come and finish off some paperwork for me in re: "Your recent requisition of the Factory's stock."

I just need a few signatures, and I wouldn't want to waste your time, but it is important to me. To our files.

[Private to Harvey]

Comrade! Guess what!

Comrades, Consumers! I think probably maybe we're actually going to be O.K. because Kirk is really nothing at all like the Master OR Major West, and he's not taken any hostages or pretended to be the Admiral or set up any death traps and even though he's not really a very nice person sometimes and he's pushy and doesnt seem to understand that ( Read more... )

I feel sick.Brothers and sisters. The Factory would like to apologize for the drastic lapse in service during our last public information announcement, our representative was not authorized to participate in any of the contact which he indulged in, and The Factory would like to encourage anyone who would like to lodge a complaint about their ( Read more... )

My burises aregone!!!!1

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!

[Prefect is walking with purpose. Slightly drunken, completely uncertain purpose, but purpose none the less. This really is all completely new to him, but the feeling of slight guilt from the first time he discovered he actually liked Ralphs company has been growing, to the point where he just wants to get it off his chest already ( Read more... )

Comrades, I see some of you are loitering in the throws of regret over the last week, so, as it appears we have all either shamed, outed, insulted, rediscovered, disgusted and impressed ourselves and one another, may I suggest as public service:

Alcohol. Together

Before you all remember just how much you really hate each other.

PrivateThank god ( Read more... )